This is so funny!

Ok well I just had to do this cause it was so hilariously funny, I got it from Cruz's blog :3.

Things to do when your in an elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. One word: Flatulence!
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
11. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
12. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
13. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
15. Bring a chair along.
16. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
17. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
18. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
19. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
20. Bring a water pistol. Soak every one's shoes.
21. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
22. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
23. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
24. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
25. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
26. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
27. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
28. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
29. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
30. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
31. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
32. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
33. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
34. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
35. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Lol I love these! I made one up but I forgot what it was so I will have to go find it later xD. Hope ya'll had a good laugh! I know I did x3.

Aurora :D!